English Jokes!

Funny Jokes in English, if you dare!

"So," I said, 'Where do you want to go for your anniversary?'
She said: 'I want to go somewhere I've never been before.'
I said, 'Try the kitchen.'

After eating lunch, little Benny was playing with his toys in the living room, and his mom was next to him, watching him play. Benny suddenly notice that the color of his mother's hair was a little different from his. Out of curiosity, he asked his mom, '' Why is some of your hair white, Mom?''
The Mother answered,''Well, every time when you are mischievous and make me cry or feel unhappy, one of my hair turns white!''
He thought about this for a while and asked again,''Mommy, is Grandma your mother?'' ''Sure, she is.'' answered the mother. ''Then why is all of her hair white?'' asked little Benny.

--This is from the handout my teacher gave today.